State of the Wedding Address during the State of the Union

Our fellow blogreaders...as we sit here before you with the State of the Union address on in the background, we feel compelled to update you all on things since the Holidays. On the topic of wedding invitations...they are done and are ready to be put together, addressed and mailed. It took a few evenings and several trips to Joann Fabric, but we were able to succeed in conquering this cunning foe without excessive spending and loss of life. During this skirmish, we also saw the completion of our search for a unity candle after several months of sifting through intelligence and sending out numerous patrols in strategic locations. There were some decoys, but in the end, the elusive candle could not escape the determination of our forces.

Right now, we are concentrating on numerous meetings with committee members to ensure that there is bipartisan support for the wedding agenda and the grand gala set for later this spring. Our meeting with the church committee will set the precedence for our meeting with the music committee so that we can come up with a plan that will catch the attention of our constituants. There will also be a few more meetings with the parent committee to discuss the upcoming Decoration Act and to finalize the details of the Wedding Guest Integration Program and the current budget proposal. In conjunction with these meetings, we will be launching a public realtions campiagn that will inform our constiuents on who we are and where to go. This campaign will make use of the newspaper, flyers, and a pamphlet that we are calling "The Program."

Over the next few months, we will be facing many challenges. The rocky relationship that we have with the nations of "Chiropractic School" and "Work Travel" will prove to be our biggest challenge, but we are confidant that we will come to an accord with them so we can work together as peaceful allies. Together, we WILL be successful.